jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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[Gun noises]

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mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

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ohnotom:

When a 19 year old film is still 100% accurate.

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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shippingdara3008:

savannanicoleee:

decencybedamned:

So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.

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Oh yes.

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I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.

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Yes.

Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…

What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did

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buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

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jaclynxhyde:

glittrtits:

coolator:

jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective 

god i love dinosaurs

precious

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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#SPECIMEN

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

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Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember…

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